6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
i havent had a lot of horrendously awkward things happen or like maybe ive blocked them out of my memory but one time in high school i hooked up with this guy who… it was like he was trying to massacre my frickin vagina with his fingers it was SO BAD and he thought he was SO GOOD and like then he whispered in my ear did you cum and i was like what no????? and then LITERALLY RIGHT AFTER ID ANSWERED THAT he looked into my eyes and in a deep “sexy” gruff voice asked am i the best youve ever had? and i was like nO to his face like HE MADE ME ANSWER THAT TO HIS FACE LMFAO it was too awkward i still laugh
29: Best sexual compliment you ever got:
ok i know handjobs are kinda old fashioned or something but w/e i get MAD COMPLIMENTS on my handj game its fuckign superior ok. but the compliments that mean the most 2 me are when ppl say im fit or have a nice body or w/e im like [deep crying and praising the lord]
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
man i could not be STOPPED as a child omg and i had no idea what it was either right so i was just frickin. humping everything. i look back on this and i am deeply embarrassed. why did no one say please stop humping everything it is so fucking weird you are like 5 and out of control. im sealing this memory away forever. forget u ever learned it
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
like my first boyfriend’s penis????? idk i guess just like. yeah thats a penis. nothin cute but here we are. gettin er done. at least the rest of u is hot
no regrets playing this ask game its both sexy and hilarious omfg bless yall
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