brozoi:

at least there is one constant in my life: I’m going to Fuck the moon

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hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

ughexcuseme:

Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” sang in 20 different styles

  • 0.00 - Katy Perry
  • 0:08 - Nirvana
  • 0:15 - Queen
  • 0:22 - Michael Jackson
  • 0:30 - ‘N Sync
  • 0:43 - Iron Maiden
  • 0:57 - Jamiroquai
  • 1:07 - Pantera
  • 1:13 - Frank Sinatra
  • 1:29 - Metallica
  • 1:35 - Pavarotti
  • 1:43 - The Doors
  • 2:00 - Run D.M.C
  • 2:08 - Tech N9ne
  • 2:16 - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 2:21 - Slipknot
  • 2:26 - Louis Prima
  • 2:32 - Boyz II Men
  • 2:51 - Type 0 Negative
  • 3:14 - John Mayer
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leatherjacketsandwands:

birdturdnerd:

comelyinsanity:

birdturdnerd:

batsaflyin:

Uh. He was not the voice of shrek.

yeah he was

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was supposedly 130 years old?

this man is dead how dare you

its only 2014

leatherjacketsandwands:

birdturdnerd:

comelyinsanity:

birdturdnerd:

batsaflyin:

Uh. He was not the voice of shrek.

yeah he was

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was supposedly 130 years old?

this man is dead how dare you

its only 2014

blackarachnias:

no boys allowed | listen

all girls and nonbinary peeps welcome
sorry boys but this is one just for us
(background credit)
Studio Killers - All Men Are Pigs | Janelle Monae - Tightrope | Marina and the Diamonds - Bubblegum Bitch | Nicki Minaj - Wave Ya Hand | Janelle Monae - Q.U.E.E.N. | M.I.A. - Bad Girls | Icona Pop - Girlfriend | Natalia Kills - Kill My Boyfriend | Neon Jungle - Trouble | Florence + The Machine - Drumming Song | Marina and the Diamonds - Sex Yeah | Ke$ha - Warrior | Metric - Speed the Collapse | Natalia Kills - Problem | La Roux - Bulletproof | Nicki Minaj - Boss Ass Bitch (feat. PTAF) | Bridgit Mendler - Postcard | Miley Cyrus - Can’t Be Tamed | Krewella - Come And Get It (Razihel Remix) | Justice - D.A.N.C.E. | Icona Pop - We Got The World | Keri Hilson - Pretty Girl Rock | Studio Killers - Jenny | Krewella - Enjoy the Ride | Fifth Harmony - Miss Movin’ On

blackarachnias:

no boys allowed | listen

all girls and nonbinary peeps welcome

sorry boys but this is one just for us

(background credit)

Studio Killers - All Men Are Pigs | Janelle Monae - Tightrope | Marina and the Diamonds - Bubblegum Bitch | Nicki Minaj - Wave Ya Hand | Janelle Monae - Q.U.E.E.N. | M.I.A. - Bad Girls | Icona Pop - Girlfriend | Natalia Kills - Kill My Boyfriend | Neon Jungle - Trouble | Florence + The Machine - Drumming Song | Marina and the Diamonds - Sex Yeah | Ke$ha - Warrior | Metric - Speed the Collapse | Natalia Kills - Problem | La Roux - Bulletproof | Nicki Minaj - Boss Ass Bitch (feat. PTAF) | Bridgit Mendler - Postcard | Miley Cyrus - Can’t Be Tamed | Krewella - Come And Get It (Razihel Remix) | Justice - D.A.N.C.E. | Icona Pop - We Got The World | Keri Hilson - Pretty Girl Rock | Studio Killers - Jenny | Krewella - Enjoy the Ride | Fifth Harmony - Miss Movin’ On

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"I’ve stopped being sorry for all my soft. I won’t apologise because I miss you, or because I said it, or because I text you first, or again. I think everyone spends too much time trying to close themselves off. I don’t want to be cool or indifferent, I want to be honest. If I love you at 5AM, I’d damn well rather that you know I felt it. If I love you two hours later, I’ll tell you then too. Listen, I won’t wait double the time it takes for you to text me back because I don’t want to. I don’t care enough to be patient with you. I’m happy, you made me feel that way, don’t you want to know? So that’s how it’s going to be. I’m going to leave myself as open as a church door. And I’m going to wake you up before the crack of dawn to tell you that I’m fucking joyful, no pretending, not from me, not ever. Would you like some coffee, would you please kiss me? Here, these are my hands, this is my mouth, it is all yours."
-Azra.T “Don’t Wait Three Days to Text First.” (via gracefully-found)
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going-to-scranton:

a video of aaron paul saying ‘wolf pupy’

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sehumi:

Sea Waves //since requested

  • 250px 400px 500px post sizes
  • optional tags and captions
  • pixel image for sidebar description
  • search bar (input only your username)
  • optional post/sidebar shadow
  • custom colors for many things
  • background cover (if you want to use a background) meaning that your background will stretch and cover the full screen. if you want it tiled then you’d have to remove where it has background-size:cover;
  • post opacity option

STATIC PREVIEW PASTEBIN CODE

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  • stop trying to make jaime/cersei be cold and cruel and unloving and nonconsensual
  • stop taking away cersei’s sexual agency
  • stop using rape as a shock value plot device
  • and stop fucking up everything about jaime lannister’s character and his relationship with cersei bye
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