01:12 Oct 20th
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this is amazing,
iphone user: *minding his own business*

android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!

iphone user: im not really a fanboy

android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave

iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste

android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*

iphone user: it's quite large

Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*

iphone user: oh my god!

android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering



I don’t know where to even start

how about at the accuracy

08:24 Oct 19th
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if kids can handle some murder and very dark themes in a kid-oriented tv show im sure they can handle some canon bisexuality

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lifestyle,body image cw,
01:12 Oct 19th
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what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just wild

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blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.